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This would involve the kinky act of handcuffing your partner behind their back. Then you bend her over the bed on her stomach for the big surprise of a back-door entry. She will not be pleased but then again there will not be much she can do to fight you off.
Betsy got kinky last night and broke out the handcuffs, little did she know that the arresting officer was a corrupt cop!
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When two police officers park their cruisers with driver's window to driver's window and waste tax dollars by spending all day idling and bullshitting with each other.
Deputies Dipshit and Assmunch spend all day cop 69ing in the Krispy Kreme parking lot! What a fucking waste!
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for a guy to have sexual interaction of some sort with a girl
"Cop Buns to live, Live to Cop Buns."
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Something you say to alert the person you're talking to on your cell that you need to quickly put the phone down while you're driving past a police officer in an area where talking on cell phones while driving is against the law or "iffy."
(Sees cop ahead) "So, then he said to me that he...wait...cop drop..."
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when you're about to hook up with a sexy dime piece but the cops come to the party so you don't get to
I was super tanked at this rager and was about to hook up with this bangin' blondie but then I got totally cop blocked.
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A female cop usually a sheriffs deputy or any city Bitch Cop that has no clue what they are doing and refer back to the hand book when they don't know what to do. These female cops are despised by many because of their sheer stupidity and what not.
Hey man that same bitch cop that pulled you over leaving work the other day came do my door today asking to see my guns and I kept telling her no and she didn't listen. Stupid Bitch Cop.
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