minecraft cow

stupid creature only used for meat and leather

i hate that minecraft cow

cow penis

something that you can tell repeatedly to piss off your bus driver

Me: COW PENIS!!!!!!!!!
Bus driver: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!

sisters and a cow

An amazing group of friends that sit together and know everyones private info. They are amazing and funny. Basically the best people you will ever meet.

Are you going to the movies with sisters and a cow?
yeah man

milking the cow

Milking the cow can be used to describe attaining the absolute most from any given situation.

Sometimes called 'milking the cash cow', 'milking the cow' can also be applied to any franchises which continue to drain the public of as much cash as possible and attempt to attach the brand name to absolutely everything, be it cereal, video games, car adverts, tshirts, bedsheets, plush toys, action figures, computer accessories or anything else that would be seemingly unrelated.

my god, i keep seeing The Incredibles everywhere. Pixar are really milking the cow with that one

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Uncomfortable cow

Much related to the awkward turtle, but designed for Aggies.
the motion is similar to milking a cow.
This action could be credited to Jennifer Gong, out of spite for Gene Lieb. : because FFA people would neever put the word awkward in front of anything!

Gene: "so, Jennifer, how far along are you?"
Jennifer: "I'm not pregnant"
Gene: ...*uncomfortable cow*

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Milk Cows

Very large female breasts.

Breast that look like there filled with milk.

Suckable breasts.

Jim: Look at sarah in this pictures

Donnald: Daym, look at those milk cows

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cow squeezings

1. Cow's milk

2. Milk

3. Bovine lactate juice

"Mom, what good is this cereal if we don't have any cow squeezings!!"

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