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crap on deck

discriptive phrase emphasizing the fact or portraying the feeling of when one has feces waiting to be discharged from the anal cavity.

Etymology: (Middle English)-
orginating from the Mayflower voyage to America and derived in the pilgrims' poor dietary habits yielding frequent diarrheal evacuations which lead to the cautinary call of 'crap of deck!'

"i got a 'crap on deck' that could choke a donkey"

by Matthew December 9, 2003

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corn on the crap

when too much undigested corn ends up in your stool!

Whew that BBQ gave me corn on the crap!

by mooseknuckles November 13, 2002

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Monster crap

When somone takes the most humongous shit in a public toilet and there is no paper on top so you know they didn't wipe

Fuck, somone took the biggest Monster crap in the school toilet.

by Cooncheese May 15, 2017

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Computer Crap

1.A blanket statement my dad uses for computer and tech related things he doesn't understand.

2. The name of some kind of tech problem he has.

3. Things he thinks that are lies on the internet.

Person 1: This email won't send I think there is something wrong with the server
Person 2: Computer Crap!

by untechsupportdaughter November 14, 2009

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crap diddely

n. crap diddely- KraaaP DiD L e

used to express anger in a situation

holy CRAP DIDDELY i totally just spilled milk everywhere

by john doe March 16, 2005

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Chicken Crap

Chicken Crap is what you get when youโ€™re not allowed to say Chicken Shit

2011 Incoming Speaker of the House, John Boehner, used the words "Chicken Crap" instead of "Chicken Shit" to reporters in Congress because he didnโ€™t want to use unacceptable slang.

Congress is full of Bull Shit, and they are a bunch of Chicken Shits. Excuse me, I meant to say, "Congress is full of Bull Crap, and they are a bunch of Chicken Craps."

by euphemismo December 5, 2010

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crapping up

Similar to the idiom 'cropping up' or 'crop up' only more negative, annoying or 'crappy'.

Interest in international issues has cropped up on many university campuses.

I keep trying to close the deal, but all kinds of underhanded resistance keeps crapping up at every turn!

That college used to be pretty cool until the Gay, Goth and Skinhead movements crapped up everywhere.

by S. B. Jackson April 8, 2008

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