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Up shit creek without a paddle

struggling hopelessly, but bravely, in a very unfortunate situation

We truly are up shit creek without a paddle here!

by SpongeRobert November 4, 2018


up shit creek without a paddle

When one is caught in a precarious situation where the likelihood of it ending in something positive is virtually non-existent.

I can't believe I hit that car with my Mom's new car. I have been driving around aimlessly for the past 2 hours because as soon as she sees this dent, I'm up shit creek without a paddle.

wrong situation

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

18๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


CCCD "CAVE CREEK CUM DUMPSTER"

A girl who has had sex with 10 or more guys all living in the small town of cave creek, AZ . This tradition goes in conjunction with "homie hoppin" but is a broader definition of the term being that when this girl is finished having intercourse or "sex" with all of her ex's friends or people shes met through her brother she moves on to males within the city of cave creek and rarely ventures outside of it .

"Lauren" is such a "CCCD "CAVE CREEK CUM DUMPSTER""

shes had sex with almost all of the guys that her brother is friends with.

by Hesminenowbackoff May 28, 2009

19๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


up shit creek without a paddle

A Scottish slang term meaning to be stuck in a bad situation without anyway of fixing it. The bad situation being 'shit creek' and the 'paddle' being the solution.

Germans: 'Oh nao, we haz lost WW1 and now have tons of debt and our country is facing hyperinflation!'

The Allies: 'Hahahaha, they're up shit creek without a paddle now! *slaps knee*'

by gregonfire November 22, 2010

98๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


up shit creek without a paddle

struggling hopelessly, but bravely, in a very unfortunate situation

We are up shit creek without a paddle here!

by SpongeRobert November 4, 2018


God willing and the Creek don't rise.

1. Everything that can be done is being done and what's left is hope.
2. Hoping that something does or doesn't happen.

God willing and the Creek don't rise, I will ride that damn dick!

by cyric360 April 17, 2005

85๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


If the lord is willing and the creek dont rise.

Barring unforeseen circumstances.

"Do you think this Marijuanna plant is going to produce anything?"


"If the lord is willing and the creek dont rise.."

by Bxdockte April 12, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž