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A syndrome in which someone can see through walls and look at nearby meal deals.
Ben: Where do you reckon' we eat tonight?
Jemma: Subway have got a deal on for a footlong
Ben:How'd you know that?
Jemma:I've got meal deal syndrome
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Deal that friends make about really hot celebrities who they would like to marry and/or just screw at least once. This deal usually involves an innocent sweet, and slightly obsessed, friend who would like to marry the celebrity in question and a slutty friend who is only interested in fucking said celebrity. The deal is that on the night before the wedding the slut friend is allowed to sleep with said celebrity, but only once.
I'll make you a sam endicott deal.
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The same, but stronger version of who gives a shit?
So you broke a nail? - Big Fucking Deal!
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Meal Deal Syndrome severity varies and there are different aspects to the autistic value of it.
1.The syndrome of which you can taste the meal deals before you buy them. Legend has it that you can taste the deals just thinking about them.
2. Being a sad wanker who goes onto stupid facebook pages and posts about his meal deal he got with his parent's minimum wage tip money.
3. Thinking about meal deals, getting hyped and rushing to the shop to buy them. Reaching maximum hunger will result in the autist seeing the deals through walls.
Jack: Ben can't stop, All he does is get meal deals!
Jordan: Really? Maybe he has meal deal syndrome?
Jack: Nah he is just an autist.
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It is when you get a deal wth your company by kissing ass and sucking cock.
Spike said to Craig. Hay Craig thanks for helping me keep my job in Maintence Control. You really went down on George for me. He will always go out of way to help you when you are sucking his cock. That is some "Cock Sucker Deal" you got for me.
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A statement of arrogance and self-importance deliberately disguised as a humble, offhand observation. Usually delivered as the capstone line in a dialog peppered with other faux-humble socially-enhancing references intended to make you think the speaker is both cool AND humble. Attempts to accomplish with faux-humility what the Internet tough guy attempts to accomplish with raw force.
Hearing this line spoken in earnest is a clear indication you're probably dealing with a yuppie or hipster douchebag, as anybody who's actually a "big deal" lets their actions speak for themselves and doesn't need to mention it to strangers, even jokingly.
Since the original meaning has now been clearly identified as being douchey in the extreme, many people now use the phrase as a witty, ironic form of self-deprecation. The line between the two remains very grey and contextual, however; just because somebody's aiming for a humorous reaction doesn't mean they're not actually serious.
"So Bob, what do you do for work?"
"Oh, not much. I just do corporate law for Fnortner and Finch...gave me a corner office and a Jaguar last year. Got to meet Jude Law last week. Eh, I'm kind of a big deal over there, you know?"
"Oh wow! You're such a cool and humble dude!"
"Yeah, I know, right?"
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A saying commonly used for people who think they are a big deal but add 'kind of' to show they are sarcastic at the same time
"Matt Condon is kind of a big deal"
"I just got back from the gym, I'm kind of a big deal..."
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