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The definition of Derek as a gay male who thinks he's a shit but he's actually shit
Your a derek
Gay fuck boy who faps to gay shemale
A basic rich faggot who gets allll the hoes. Best gentlemean around. Strolls around the island.
Yo look at my yeezys I’m Derek by the way.
That bummy white douche that always gets drunk at the company picnic.
"Yo Ben, who's that weirdo who keeps falling over while playing spikeball?"
"Oh, thats Derek, just ignore him he's blitzed."
Derek is an aspiring fireman who tells people what they want to hear and then forgets he told you because his head is overwhelmed with anxiety and fear. Derek is a sexual closet freak and wants his butt licked. Derek will make you believe one thing and then forget you like a lemon drop. Derek is a Cancer with a hint of multiple personality and passive aggressive tendencies. He is dirty, sexy, cute, and serious when he wants to be. On the contrary he is the bipolar opposite.
Drop it like Derek drops a lot
A guy who may be strait but sucks a lot of dick he might have a lot of male friends but when he looks in your eyes he will take you home and suck your dick
Derek is that kind of boy that is mean and distant at the beginning, but more and more as you get to know him, he will become more and more adorable and kind to you. And when he’s in love, it’s so funny and adorable to see his quest to be with his soulmate, he’s simping hard. The thing is that when he’s sad or angry, you can feel his pain and it’s just terrible. He’s nice and actually funny, he can takes jokes and is hot asf like bro PUT YOUR FUCKING GLASSES YOU LOOK GOOD WITH THEMMMM
Oh btw he likes acting gay and fruity, but he’s straight you can date him girl ;)
- I’m in the same class as Derek..
- And you’re sad?! He’s so nice and hot!
- Yeah it’s a fact.
The epitome of all things metro. Even though he tries to deny it.
Derek, it's okay, we all know you're metro.