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A diet for fat people who want to lose weight.
A diet usually enjoyed because all you do is sit and eat cookies all day.
I cant go to the bar tonight because I'm on the cookie diet and need to take a nap.
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When a wide, high-speed road is redesigned to be more narrow, have slower traffic, and more space designated for bicycles, pedestrians, and plant material.
Did you hear? The city council approved the road diet for University Drive. They're going to take it down from 7 lanes to 4, reduce the speed limit, put a median down the center with trees, widen the sidewalks, and stripe bike lanes on both sides. It'll be so much better. I can't wait to see it finished!
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Consuming large quantities of male ejaculate on a consistent basis.
I hear Carolyn switched over to the Sailor's Diet when she entered college.
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The unintended weight loss that occurs from going through a divorce. Possibly nature's way of removing 15 years of being a sloth to get you ready for dating again. Don't throw the old clothes out yet; all lost weight comes back once settled down after the rebound relationship.
Holy shit, Monica is looking hot! She must be hitting the gym after Todd left her.
Nah, she's on the divorce diet. Enjoy the view before she gets remarried.
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Starving yourself as a protest. And estimated 540 detainees at Guantanimo Bay starved themselves in protest of the way they have been treated - but Donald Rumsefeld is rejecting the news, and calling what the prisinors are doing a "diet".
"(T)here are a number of people who go on a diet where they don't eat for a period and then go off of it at some point, and then they rotate and other people do that," said Rumsfeld.
Wow, you're wasting away! Have you been on the Gitmo Diet or something?
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When you suddenly lose all the male (or female ) company in your life and decide to gain like 200 pounds by sitting in your living room eating protien bars and looking at your year book
Wow did you see Kimi she went roller dieting
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When you realy need to shed a few hundred pounds and nothing is working you turn to an African Diet. a african diet is when you eat no food and drink nothing for a long period of time any where from a few days to a few week depending on your weight.
Hay dave did you hear tom lost 250 pounds on his african diet. Ya bill i know he was a real cow before but now he looks like a bird with all that extra skin.
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