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the joke of a Subadouche you see in those gay 6 dollar shirt ads. this hobo was probably paid $6 to pose for this sorry ass company.
the 6 dollar hobo gets shit thrown at him every time he goes out into public because of his ridiculous looking poses in the ads.
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Starting to tell a story, then realizing it has no point or punchline and the only way to save it is to add "and then I found five dollars."
John: A man told me to have a nice day.
Mark: That's it?
John: Yep!
Mark: ... wow, that's a five dollar story.
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A french dollar is when you have sex with a woman in the ass with such force, that you break the barrier between the ass and the vagina, making a hole roughly the same size and shape as a french dollar coin.
I once had sex with this girl who was so tiny, I ended up french dollaring her.
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Club for men who have a penis long enough to balance eight quarters edge to edge on their erect penis.
"Gina, this guy was long and wide enough that he could balance eight quarters on his dick"
"Well, then he is a member of the two dollar club."
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a big ass shit u have to take after u eat a six dollar burger at carl's jr.
I took a big ass six dollar shit after eating that six dollar burger at carl's jr.
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A female's nipples, surrounded in hair
Yeah, she's got a nice rack, but under the bra there's a set of hairy sand dollars...
She needs to pluck some nipple hairs and get rid of them hairy sand dollars...
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A person in a state of total confusion due to exhaustion. A state of sleep deprivation. When you make no logical sense.
- Example 1 -
*On the phone at 2:00 am*
Jane: Janet, I'm turning into a sand dollar!
Janet: Wow, that's... crazy
*two minutes later*
Jane: This sand dollar's gotta peace. Bye.
- Example 2 -
Maggie: Last night Terry was talking about moving to Turkey to start a zoo.
Terry: Oh, my bad. I was sand dollaring hard core last night.
Maggie: You said it's okay if your animals die because you know a taxidermist...
Terry: Wow
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