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A french dollar is when you have sex with a woman in the ass with such force, that you break the barrier between the ass and the vagina, making a hole roughly the same size and shape as a french dollar coin.
I once had sex with this girl who was so tiny, I ended up french dollaring her.
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Starting to tell a story, then realizing it has no point or punchline and the only way to save it is to add "and then I found five dollars."
John: A man told me to have a nice day.
Mark: That's it?
John: Yep!
Mark: ... wow, that's a five dollar story.
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Club for men who have a penis long enough to balance eight quarters edge to edge on their erect penis.
"Gina, this guy was long and wide enough that he could balance eight quarters on his dick"
"Well, then he is a member of the two dollar club."
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a big ass shit u have to take after u eat a six dollar burger at carl's jr.
I took a big ass six dollar shit after eating that six dollar burger at carl's jr.
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A female's nipples, surrounded in hair
Yeah, she's got a nice rack, but under the bra there's a set of hairy sand dollars...
She needs to pluck some nipple hairs and get rid of them hairy sand dollars...
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based on tipping dollars, fake money used at strip clubs. yipping derives trom tipping, I guess to add emphasis/color it somewhat from tipping
MAN AT STRIP CLUB: "Hey Casey, put your pretty butt here..I got yipping dollars for you baby"
COLLEAGUE AT WORK: "My old lady is out tonight, I'm going to get me some yipping dollars and paaaaaaaaaaaaaty!"
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