do a buck

1) To drive at 100 miles per hour.
2) To anally violate a male deer.

(prison)
John: "What you in here for?"
Dave: "Double homicide."
John: "Small-timer, eh?"
Dave: "Yeah. How 'bout you?"
John: "I got caught doing a buck in a school zone."
Dave: "Shit dude, that's like 85 miles an hour over the speed limit! You could have killed some kids!"
John: "What? How would that kill any kids? Maybe traumatize them for life. Oh...you thought I was in here for speeding! Hell no, man, by "do a buck" I meant I was ass-raping a deer in front of the school!"

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do stuff

Code for having sex

Let's do stuff!

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do the dooley

Refers to the act of having sex on top of a kitchen counter. Origins unknown.

Girl: What do you want to do tonight?
Guy: Let's do the dooley.

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Doing up

'Doing up' means to to something to its full extent. Normally something one wouldn't regularly do.

Example being, a person is baby-sitting their niece/ nephew and but is asked to come out with friends:

Person 1: Yooo come through this party tonight man'

Person 2: Ahh I can't man, I'm doing up uncle duties and shitt

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Diddly-do

A woman's vagina

Wow, Rachel's diddly-do is a freakin bush! When was the last time she shaved?

Do the Amber

To sit (usually with legs crossed) in the middle of the street or on the ground with head turned to one side (usually the picture taker's left) while pretending to be happy or laughing.

Classic Amber locations would be under a bridge of some sort with oncoming cars or on train tracks.

"Hey, can you teach me to do the Amber?"
"Quick! Theres no cars coming, do the Amber!"

Doing it live

Used for a situation where you have not prepared at all, or are not planning on preparing.

Cameron: Nick, did you study for the science test?
Nick: Nope, I'm doing it live