noun: a person who is not quite yet a full-blown douche-bag. A douche-nugget is a person that is annoying and bothersome in his/her actions and words.
Roberto is a real Douche Nugget, he never combs his curly pube-hair head.
When you say a really funny joke quietly, where only one person hears it. Then the douche bag that heard it says it out loud and gets all the credit.
"Man I just got Douche Joked by Todd."
Someone who is so inflated with their doucheness that they walk around with a false sense of importance.
what a douche-balloon!!
One who is such a complete and utter douche that it's actually their first and last name.
Hey Douche McGee, sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up already.
When taking a picture with someone, the act of pointing to the person with whom you're standing as if to claim said person as your bro.
I can't believe my brother did the "douche point" when we met insert celebrity of choice.
One who possesses the dual qualities of a douche and a retard.
you are a douche-tard
1.someone who is a complete asshole
2.a person who no1 likes
person 1: my teacher kicked me out of class again
person 2: yea hes a total douche cock