Random
Source Code
Random
Pure stupidity, leads to another branch of distracted driving and causes car accidents which leads to major injuries and even death.
Sally was caught texting and driving a little to late, she got distracted, which then caused a head on collision.
11👍 2👎
Oral sex from the male passenger when the women is driving.
Calvin gave Jenny a Drive-Thru on the way home.
7👍 2👎
Six lanes one way, you need in the be in the far right lane, you are in the lane next to that. How do you get to this lane? You shoot to the lane to your left, cut back into your lane, then move three lanes to the left one to the right, then to the far left lane, and then cut straight across to the far right lane and take your exit.
Mike: Dude, I hate people with Civics and their City Driving.
7👍 2👎
The act of slapping everyone at your Shabbat dinner with your erect penis as you leave. This act replaces a traditional goodbye. The Shabbat drive-by works most effectively when each person is slapped in the face while sitting in a row.
Other than the matzo ball soup, Hershel's Shabbat Drive-By was the most memorable thing about last Friday's Shabbat dinner.
12👍 6👎
Vomiting while kneeling and holding onto the rim of the toilet. So called because it resembles grasping the large horizontal steering wheel of a bus.
Last night after eight beers and an Irish coffee I spent an hour in the bathroom driving the bus.
12👍 5👎
Drive up to a car or truck at s stop light and shoot a load on the car next to you and then drive away really fast.
12👍 6👎
Driving drunk or tired until you hit the rumble strip, dirt, bushes, and or small child on the side of the road, then instinctively pull back into your respective lane.
I was so drunk after the party i had to drive by braille to get home.
12👍 5👎