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Our lord and Savior, he caved in skulls for our sins.
Priest: *Ramblings about a fake Prophet*
Chad: Praise be Driver Nephi!
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A noob driver is ultimately someone who fails at life.
The following offenders fall into this category:
- Tailgaters
- Chronic lane-changers (because you're the only one who knows what they're doing on the road, right?)
- People who honk as soon as a light turns green.
Did that stupid fuck driving in that over-sized pickup just speed past me after tailgating me for 10 mins only to get stopped at the red light like a noob? What a noob driver.
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a very bad driver who drives a Volvo and is a total nuisance on the road.
a Volvo driver always is always driving in the fast lane well below the legal limit, pulling out in intersections and nearly causing accidents.
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the piece of glass one chooses to toke with most frequently. It is chosen for toking so often because of its functionality and simplicity.
You: "Although I have an extensive collection, I always end up using this Vertigo Glass circ bubbler. It's my daily driver."
or
Toker 1: "Grab your Dizzle/Deppe collab for us to use."
Toker 2: "No thanks, compadre. I'm just going to grab my daily driver, as it's already dirty, and I don't want you to break one of my very expensive pieces."
or
SG Stemline, SG Pillar, Itza Mega Circ, Nate Dizzle Swiss Perc, Roor.de, SGW Waffle
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when a skier grabs both of his/her skis jsut before the nose. so it looks like their driving a truck
"woaaah did you just simons huge truck driver 5 tj style??"
"ya it was soooo goood i wish i could boost like them"
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When one inserts a golf club (preferably a wood) into someone's anus.
I heard that Tiger Woods gave that ho a backseat driver!
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a drink that only faggets drink containing vodka and orange juice.
a jewish drink.
ben: what are you drinking tonight?
Mike Mconel: oh you know the jew driver as usually dewed.
ben: shut up jew
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