devastated driver

A variation on the term designated driver. The party to remain sober and pilot the vehicle homeward is devastated due to the fact that they too cannot become wasted, or risk killing themselves, others or worse, getting a dui.

Lets all mob over to that rager on 3rd street. Hey margo, sorry but its your turn to be the devastated driver.

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Noob Driver

A noob driver is ultimately someone who fails at life.

The following offenders fall into this category:

- Tailgaters

- Chronic lane-changers (because you're the only one who knows what they're doing on the road, right?)

- People who honk as soon as a light turns green.

Did that stupid fuck driving in that over-sized pickup just speed past me after tailgating me for 10 mins only to get stopped at the red light like a noob? What a noob driver.

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Volvo driver

a very bad driver who drives a Volvo and is a total nuisance on the road.

a Volvo driver always is always driving in the fast lane well below the legal limit, pulling out in intersections and nearly causing accidents.

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daily driver

the piece of glass one chooses to toke with most frequently. It is chosen for toking so often because of its functionality and simplicity.

You: "Although I have an extensive collection, I always end up using this Vertigo Glass circ bubbler. It's my daily driver."

or

Toker 1: "Grab your Dizzle/Deppe collab for us to use."

Toker 2: "No thanks, compadre. I'm just going to grab my daily driver, as it's already dirty, and I don't want you to break one of my very expensive pieces."

or

SG Stemline, SG Pillar, Itza Mega Circ, Nate Dizzle Swiss Perc, Roor.de, SGW Waffle

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truck driver

when a skier grabs both of his/her skis jsut before the nose. so it looks like their driving a truck

"woaaah did you just simons huge truck driver 5 tj style??"
"ya it was soooo goood i wish i could boost like them"

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backseat driver

When one inserts a golf club (preferably a wood) into someone's anus.

I heard that Tiger Woods gave that ho a backseat driver!

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jew driver

a drink that only faggets drink containing vodka and orange juice.

a jewish drink.

ben: what are you drinking tonight?

Mike Mconel: oh you know the jew driver as usually dewed.

ben: shut up jew

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