Cross-eyed Bear

A prank performed during oral sex. The male recipient ejaculates up the nose of the individual performing the act upon him. This usually leads to much enjoyment and laughter between the two parties.

It's what Alanis Morissette is talking about in the song "You Oughta Know".

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One Eyed Pirate

The act of a female impersonating a one legged pirate by allowing her lover to kick her in the shins and cum in one of her eyes.

Girl 1: "why are you limping and wearing an eye patch today?"

Girl 2: "Oh, my boyfriend just gave me the old one eyed pirate last night. Aarrrrrrrrr me hearties!"

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One-eyed Goat

Another slang term for penis... Similar to One-eyed zipper snake but as a goat.

Gurl-"Are there any one eyed animals?" Guy-" Yea there are the 'One-eyed Goats' like the one in my pants."

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Toe-eyed cabbage

It means an individual who pours milk before the cereal, basically a horrible person.

Ew! That toe-eyed cabbage really just out the milk before the cereal, what in the disappointment?

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One Eyed Monster

A regular, large male penis, but always aroused and horny.

Me: Hey girl you want to see my One Eyed Monster?
Girlfriend: Again? Sure, but is it gonna be up and at it again?
Me: You know it!
Girlfriend: Awwwwwwwww yea! Let's go!
Me: Where?
Girlfriend: Everywhere!

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One-Eyed Elephant

When a man gets on all fours and spreads his asscheeks apart revealing his asshole. With the buttcheeks representing the large ears, the asshole as the one eye, and the hanging cock as the trunk, the lucky viewer gets an image of an elephant with one eye.

Nick: Hey wanna see a one-eyed elephant?
Slut: Sure Daddy.
Nick: There it is. Now tongue that ass like you do so well.

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One Eyed Bandit

A type of live action gambling that can be undertaken in Thailand. First of all the gambler must select three Thai hookers and take them back to his room. The gambler then asks them to reveal their genitals, one by one. Like with a one armed bandit (English word for slot machine), the way to win is to get three cherries in a row. Any less than three cherries and you're BUST

"I wish they had some one armed bandit machines out here."

"We could just play one eyed bandit?"

"Hmm, yeah. Or Thai roulette maybe?"

"Either or man, I just need to unload quickly before my balls get any heavier. I feel like I'm lugging around a couple of coconuts in a 50g peanut bag."

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