emo

emo kids have long hair that cover their eye and face. they wear thick eye liner because they think it makes them look dark and deep. They wear disgustingly tight clothing because emo is one step below transvestite. Emo kids listen to emo music, in which the singer bitches about his shitty life and lost love, and they play the same shitty guitar chord progressions in every single song. emo kids are total and complete flaming homosexuals like the famous butt fucker mike payne. Nobody ever moves or dances at an emo show, they just stand on their and observe. emo kids have no real problems in life but they love to pretend like they do. they sit in the dark all day and cut themselves and then cry themselves to sleep at night. Nobody likes emo kids becuase they are incredibly annoying and they are complete faggots who have no soul and dont deserve to live.

look at those tight jeans and gay hair... that kid is so emo.

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emo

Whiney teenagers who don't know if they want to be goths or preps so they dress like both and are obsessed with cutting themselves.

I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself.

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emo

personally i think emo is a lifestyle. People dont choose to be emo they just are. If your a really emotional person, then your emo,you dont have to cut yourself or think about suicide, those are the poser emo's, who try to be like us when they arent.

" I Just finnished listening to Hawthorne Heights whole album, it was so true and sad, what the kids go through" now thats a tru emo, he or she wont say
" Damn it, i just listened to Hawthorne Heights and they mentioned cutting yourself..." *goes and gets a razor blade to cut*
"awesome!@ i'm already awesomely cool and EMO! - um, i mean, cry weep weep, sniffle"

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emo

A social order in which it is cool to be bipolar!

Patient: "Well i just feel like a wanna jump around and be happy and then I feel like I need to cut...."

Parent: "I think that little Timmy here might be bipolar..."

Shrink: "It's ok...he's just emo!"

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emo

When a person, usually a guy, is prone to crying about things such as girls who don't like them, projects that don't work, shoes that are falling apart, bikes that get stolen and the fact that they want to go back to Mexico. It is a trait that is predominant in guys named Dan.
Also: a genre of music popular amongst Long Island high school students in the late 1990s/early 2000s.

"Dan is so emo. All he does is whine about how hard it is to talk to girls."

"Ugh. Don't you know that emo hasn't been cool since 2004."

"Dan is so emo. He busted a hole in his new Adidas sneakers, and started to cry."

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emo

1.someone who calls people emo in an attempt to cover up

2. emotive hardcore, an insult to kids in the 80s who liked rites of spring

3. misspelling of emu

1. hey emo fag get some razors and cut yourself and your gay, emo, you emo.( jeez i hope they dont find out about my tear stained poetry)

2. "rites of spring cd? wow you emo."
" i cant help it, they soound to good"

3." and to your left youll see an emo in its natural habitat"
" you mean emu, and that lions chasing it"
" right, sorry"

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emo

slightly strange Canadian comedian with dodgy haircut and quirky soh

"I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him"

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing"

Emo Phillips

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