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When a mans penis starts hurting from being erected
AAAH FUCK, MY COCK IS HAVING A SUICIDAL ERECTION, FUCK
When you get hard but you can't do anything about it, and it dies, alone and unloved.
I was at church and I popped a orphan erection, hopefully it goes to heaven with the rest of the unwanted and unloved .
When that one friend in your group who knows far too much about everything, gets so excited in anticipation of correcting you that an erection is imminent or current.
Often proceeding the words “well technically”.
He totally got. Correction erection when he corrected you about ancient Asian history.
When you rub your cum all over your nutsack and have your partner suck the nut off
John: Dave, how was your first date?
Dave: it was fucking gold, we were having hot steamy sex and she gave me the erect snowballs!
A mix between the words Impressive, and Erect. something that is impressive yet also makes you erect at the same time.
Person 1: Wow that was Erective!
Person 2: Oh c'mon it wasn't that good.
The result a baked good has on the nether regions of a wide eyed, sweet toothed gentleman when he encounters a lovingly and carefully crafted baked good.
Did you see that display of deliciousness at the bakery?! It was like strolling through Brownie County in Pastry Paradise and walking right up to the Cookie Cathedral on Sweet Street. It totally gave me Confection Erection! And I don't care who knows it!