When an erection becomes so hard it won't go down until you do something about it
Yooo broo..... I got an erection defection last night..
Getting aroused from regular things, because you've associated them with sexual things
Guy 1: "Why do you keep getting hard over the Shantae soundtrack?!"
Guy 2: "You don't wanna know..."
Inside the head of Guy 2: *GODDAMN THESE ERECTION RECOLLECTIONS!*
The sweet spot in between flaccid and an obnoxiously long lasting erection.
She started kissing my neck, I skipped a quarter chub and went straight to Prime Erectability
An erection which a man experiences from intrusive gay or other unwanted thoughts which they can’t stop. When they have this kind of erection they don’t feel any romantic or sexual attraction.
I need help, I’m experiencing gay thoughts that i have no interest in and it’s giving me an organic erection.
when the dick is fire from a man for a woman and you should get a credit card from her for it.
The erective class was part of the couple’s plans for marriage.
When that one friend in your group who knows far too much about everything, gets so excited in anticipation of correcting you that an erection is imminent or current.
Often proceeding the words “well technically”.
He totally got. Correction erection when he corrected you about ancient Asian history.
A mix between the words Impressive, and Erect. something that is impressive yet also makes you erect at the same time.
Person 1: Wow that was Erective!
Person 2: Oh c'mon it wasn't that good.