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When you see loads of 0's on a check and you can't help yourself.
Yo dude, my check just came and gave me this massive financial erection.
If I was Trump right now I'd have the biggest financial erection.
Insuring a man gets an erection by committing to his needs and pleasures.
My wife has some great ideas acts for an
Insure-Erection when she’s horny.
A mix between the words Impressive, and Erect. something that is impressive yet also makes you erect at the same time.
Person 1: Wow that was Erective!
Person 2: Oh c'mon it wasn't that good.
The next erection you get after masturbating with fruit but don't clean off the juice, letting it dry up and then it looks/feels like the Hulk bursting out of his shirt.
"I was off yesterday, and with watermelon being on sale, I decided to give myself a Hulk erection and watch porn "
when you get a boner and drop a weight on your dick making it all floppy and mushy
man, last night with Cara was intense, i was about to nut when she hit me with the reverse erection
A lip erection is when you get together with a friend who makes you laugh so much your top lip lifts up to expose a gummy expression. This can happen as you walk towards said friend.
As I walked towards my friend my top lip began to lift. She is just so funny it is like being around Ricky Gervais. We cause each other lip erections.
When a dude gets so turned on his penis grows so large it looks like a dinosaur penis.
Emma: "Watching porn by yourself dude?"
Dude: *Gets extremely turned on*
Emma: "Woah, hey there mr. T-erect