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Mainly happens to water polo goalies.
To be hit in face with a water polo ball so hard, the ball starts to curve the other way so it's touches (and crushes) ones face.
When the ball covers as much surface area of ones face as physically possible.
(girl watching her friends water polo game. Her friend's a goalie and blocked some pretty tough shots)
friend: Oh my gosh are you ok? That chick looked like she had a really strong arm!
Goalie: She did! She gave me a Water Polo Facial! but at least i stopped the ball. And its not my first tie getting a water polo facial.
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The day after the season at an amusement park ends, for male workers.
No longer are they forced to shave to absurd standards to pass a strict"grooming policy"
After I stopped worked at the amusement park and started a new job, I celebrated facial hair freedom by not having to waste ten minutes shaving my face.
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(FAT) When the nut sack in Sanctum suddenly hits you in the face when you think you're at a safe distance, causing you to get knocked off. This can only happen when you're on top of a block, therefore, aerial.
Sometimes known as the 'Sneaky Aerial Teabag' if you get hit from behind.
Shinigami Prophet: OMG Facial Aerial Teabag
LazyNoob: ROFL, tea bagged
SlayerAce: LMFBO (Laughing my fat balls off)
Shinigami Prophet: FU
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After shooting a load all over your partners face, you spread it around by using your sack as a paintbrush.
Bro 1: You close with that girl from the bar last night?
Bro 2: Hell yeah, I closed with a rocky mountain facial, she was glazed.
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A form of coprophilia, where a man/woman delicates on their partners face.
Related to the Cleveland steamer
Sarah gave me a doo doo facial last night during sex.
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While lying down, you hold a screen over your face and someone stands over the screen and has explosive diarrhea.
The result is that while watching the moon you receive an evenly distributed mist of fecal material that results in an impressive facial mask.
It's been two weeks since my last lunar mist facial mask, I'm due!
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One of the great and enduring freedoms implicit in COVID times, that of being able to swear up a quiet storm beneath your facial mask whereas previously you had to inhibit this.
I took to the frequent “silent facial mask rant,” hoping that I could do away with this nasty and unsociable habit once we are all able to unmask ourselves in the distant future.