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Fake Emo

<small><center>One who tries to be "emo" as it is the new 'hype' and everyone else seems to be 'emo' when really they are just as bad as you. You fake being emo, as you see real emos and think they look cool so decide to copy them when clearly you aren't emo. Fake emo's usually think that by listening to one type of "emo" or "punk" band and knowing one song they are classified as "emo". They also wear black clothes that are clearly from some posho shop. They also pretend to be super depressed and think that slitting your wrists makes you cool even if you aren't depressed.

<small><center> Fake Emo: Eyyy look at me! i'm super depressed, and i cry whenever i hear Simple Plan on the radio as they are sooo punk and their music is super depressing and emotional. the world is against me! blah blah blah! i wear black, im so fricking emo! yeah yeah! i cut my wrist with a fork! :) super emo aye?!
Random Kid From School: Yeah if your so emo, how come your school books are covered in "pussycat dolls" pictures and "hilary duff"
Fake Emo: i , ah , i ah, FUCK you! it isnt my book!
in denial

by [ Invisibly Toxic </3 ] __ x August 26, 2006

82πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


fake thug

1. any one who desperately wants to be hard, but for whatever reason does not fit the bill

2. an idiot

3. someone who claims to be hardcore, a gangster, or a street dweller, but really isn't.

4. a rapper who capitalizes off of the gangster or hardcore image, but no longer lives like that in real life.

Clarence acts like a thug when he's with us, but when the real thugs come around he's all scared to stand up for himself.

Timmy lives in an affluent suburb, drives a Hummer that his parents paid for, and will go to college without any financial worries at all. Why is he bumping 50 cent, talking all hard, and trying to start fights? Simple, because he is a fake thug.

by Douglas Teel October 19, 2007

57πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


fake friend

A person who talks about you behind your back, and tries to be your friend upfront. A person who is incredibly fake,especially when it comes to being a friend and being there for you.

She is such a fake friend. Always runnin her trap behind my back, then tryin to be all buddy-buddy to my face.

by β™₯BRiiZiiEβ—‹BAiiβ™₯ June 1, 2009

256πŸ‘ 77πŸ‘Ž


fake hipster

A person who treats hipsterdom as an image instead of a mindset. Also will usually be honest enough to admit to being a hipster, which completely goes against what true hipsters stand for (which is being "non-conformist" to a social stereotype). Other than that, they are often hard to tell between real hipsters. They typically dress like hipsters will, such as skinny jeans, lots of facial hair, and fedora hats, and listen to the same kind of music as real hipsters do. However, fake hipsters often don't have the same level of pretention as a real hipster does, and are less likely to put down others that are not like them.

Scene: Arcade Fire Wins Album of the Year at the Grammys

Fake Hipster: "Yay! I'm so happy for Arcade Fire! I hope others can see how supremely talented they are. I need to tell my friends."

An Actual Hipster: "Oh wow. Arcade Fire just sold-out, haven't they? Now everybody in college is going to like their music..."

by DJ Wondaz April 24, 2011

82πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Fake Caring

Pretending to care because it is in your employment training;
Fake caring in order to secure trust;
Presenting a caring attitude to advance a business profile and profits.

You are fake caring just to make me believe you actually care about me.

by private-polymath November 25, 2018

12πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


faking the snake

To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.

"I think he's faking the snake. The stolen snake is the only thing that seems to make his story credible, the rest sounds like bullshit."

by Niks Bro November 1, 2017

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Fake Adult

1) one who poses convincingly as an adult, until things are not going his/her way, after which underlying immaturity bubbles up. 2) A fair-weathered adult.

Damn, I was duped again! We dated for three years, and he seemed so mature. Then we broke up; turns out, he was a fake adult!

by Playful Pen January 23, 2011

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž