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fan the hammer

When a male uses either penile muscles or pinching of the fingers to spread his ejaculation out into a rapid fire series of spurts to cover more area. Named after the method used to rapidly fire a revolver seen in Old West movies.

Ryan decided to fan the hammer at the strip club resulting in a class-action lawsuit.

by PermOFrost June 10, 2016

14πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


patriots fan

Usually an individual who does not know much about the sport. He throws out the name "Tom brady" often.

These "fans" may also like players/teams like Spain In soccer or tiger woods in golf

Never be surprised if they also cheer on the Yankees and talk about there favorite player Sidney Crosby

Patriot fans are the bottom of the barrel and wanna be sports fans. Ideal gift for someone like this is a "football for dummies" book or a knitting kitt

James - Who does Gerry cheer for?

Bill - He's a patriots fan

James - oh so he doesn't follow sports.

by Missisipete September 25, 2013

127πŸ‘ 77πŸ‘Ž


Baseball Fans

White people.

After that female rapper had a Twitter beef with that white blogger, her soundcloud got 6K new views. Lol at the fact that 90% of them are probably baseball fans!!

by KevinW22 April 22, 2015

12πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Fickle Fan

Any person who becomes a fan of another team when their team is beaten.

When the lakers lose, the fickle fans will become detroit fans

by Yaren June 15, 2004

13πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Fake Fan

(n.) a person who commits to plans then...
a. doesn’t show up for them (-500)
b.bails on them for different people (-1000)
c. doesn’t reply in gc when making plans (-200)
d. doesn’t respond in cows within 5 minutes of opening(-100)
e. declines turtle kiss (-1000)
f. more than an hour late to expected time (-500)
g. falsely accusing someone of being a fake fan (-300)
h. calling anyone outside friend group a fake fan (-800)

(adj.) when someone has the qualities of a fake fan

Robin ditches us... she is such a fake fan!

by robinisafakefan October 14, 2018

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Vikings fan

Masochist that wears purple

I bet that Vikings fan also has whips, chains, and a drinking problem.

by vikingsfan316 November 4, 2013

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


YCL fan

stands for Yankees, Cowoys, Lakers fan. The ultimate frontrunner. If you have a friend that likes all these teams, stop being friends with them. They will often give excuses why they like all these teams like they have a cousin who lives in L.A., or they lived in Dallas for a couple of years, but the real reason that they like all of these teams, is because they win.

person1: It was awesome going to my cousins house in New York, we went to a Yanks game, they are m favorite team!
person2: sounds cool, so are you a knicks fan too?
Person 1: pshh hell no! they suck, im a big lakers fan when it comes to basketball.
Person 2: lemme guss your a cowboys fan too.
Person 1: hell yea!
person 2: (walking away in disgust) typical YCL fan.

by IHateFrontrunners April 15, 2010

21πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž