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A severe weakening of the fingers due to being very hungover.
Hey man, can you open this Gatorade. I've got a wicked case of hangover fingers.
Finger Shorts: pair of shorts that are short in length but loose enough for a finger to get wet.
That girl is definitely wearing some Finger Shorts.
When wiping your ass your finger accidently breaks through the single ply Chinese toilet paper and makes contact with your own shit and possibly asshole
"Oh my god, I just shook hands with that representative from the Chinese Education Department after I accidently did a Finger Turtle in the bathroom."
Start with one finger in the pussy till wet then deep drill with fist.
I had to finger fist my girl to cum.
The forceful and unprovoked insertion of a digit into unsuspecting partner/friend/relative's anal orifice. Due to the surprise nature of this manoeuvre, the recipient is often clothed.
Dan was caught by a particularly vicious finger-bob whilst climbing up the stairs.
An engagement ring so beautiful, the wearer lives in constant fear that an innovative thief will chop off her finger and the diamond with it.
I love your ring! It's a real finger chopper!
Similar to cold shoulder, except a cold finger is done by ignoring someone's text or facebook message--usually when said person's comment is pointless or uncalled for.
FB status: "Man, I just got called into work for another 16 hour weekend shift."
Tool: "Lol, I never work weekends lol"
*cold finger/friend removal is appropriate here
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