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the fingers of a hand. used in re masturbation.
Wife to hubby: Honey, why are you so tired tonight. Hubby: Sweetheart, I was withthe five siters this afternoon, at the office men's room.
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five, formerly known as Channel 5, is the United Kingdom's fifth terrestrial TV Channel. The British frequency plan only allowed for four channels to be transmitted using analogue terrestrial transmitters, so it was very difficult to allocate frequencies for the new channel before its launch in March of 1997 – UHF channel 37 was allocated in many areas, which meant that large numbers of domestic videorecorders (which output on that channel) had to be retuned at the new company's expense.
Unlike the other four analogue British television channels, the channel cannot be received via analogue terrestrial broadcasts in many areas, notably the south coast of England, where the signal would otherwise interfere with signals from television stations in France. The channel is available on all digital platforms (Sky Television satellite, and Freeview digital terrestrial, and also most cable operators).
This has lead to the channel's nickname "Fuzzy Five" since it is impossible to recieve a good signal.
Guy 1: Hey, Blud...What you watchin' like?
Guy 2: Van Damme is on Fuzzy Five, innit?
Guy 1: Oh, seen
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Guy 1: Got Sky, blud?
Guy 2: No, blud. I ain't rich, like...
Guy 1: Oh, seen
Guy 2: I only got 1, 2, 3, 4 and fuzzy five, innit...
Guy 1: Standard
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The five NW's are a variation of the five W's:
What? Where? When? Why? and Who?
The five NW's
Nigga Who? Nigga What? Nigga Where? Nigga When? Nigga Why?
"We gon need ta solve dis crime 4 realz usin da five NW's nigga,'
"Nigga Who?" Who was involved?
"Nigga What?" What happened (what's the story)?
"Nigga Where?" Where did it take place?
"Nigga When?" When did it take place?
"Nigga Why?" Why did it happen?
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Either through misleading or physical force, getting someone to high five you for something they would normally not five you for.
Ex 1:
Guy 1: High five for a drunken awkward threesome with your step sister!
*High five*
Guy 2: Wait, what?
Ex 2:
Guy 1: Every night for the last three weeks I've been rubbing my wang on your toothbrush!
Guy 2: *Shocked*
Guy 1: *Walks over and slaps the stunned man's hand*
Guy 3: Dude, way to Five Rape.
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Like a high five, but where the participants each hit a wall instead of each other's hands. This expands the high five's range significantly.
"You totally just ate that toffee apple in one bite. WALL FIVE!"
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It's like forever...but longer.
I haven't seen her in like five-ever.
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(n.) The red mark of a hand left on someone's body after being slapped.
She gave me a five star on my leg last night. It lasted for a few hours.
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