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When your walking down the hallway (specifically a left handed hallway)eating out your cats ass hole and you stub your toe on your right foot
I was heading to the kitchen with tom when I Yeeeter'istmenst'(arss)thdk'dick'in'your'butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssst myself
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United Airlines marketing theme.
Dood, I took UA908 to Hong Kong and we landed nosewheel first allawhile that "well fuck me running" theme song was playin in ma haid. Meh.
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When a man sticks his hot steaming penis into a moist wet vagaina, the women yells out (fuck me so good.) Usually a short blonde with massive tits uses this term, but when it is used a man loses all control of his cock and ejaculates inside the girls vagaina. This is why a person must be so careful around this term.
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Slutty high heels, like those bright red ones. Often seen on girls in need of or in pursuit of a good old fucking.
Look at those chase me fuck me's on that hottie over there. I'm all over it.
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The art of flipping someone and fucking them upside down.
Damn daddy, You're sexy, you can fuck me upside down any day at any time!
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The ultimate phrase in describing the most unfuckable situation, or extremely unlucky. A pretty much worthless situation in which the user of the phrase sees it being fucked by an aids dick in comparison with the current issue at hand. Used also in great and furious anger.
In playing CoD 5 bobby has been playing for 6 hours and has never went positive kill death ratio. " Jesus well fuck me with an aids dick"
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why the fuck are you looking this up. are you gay or something, are you straight in the head, or are you just fucking stupid. get off this damn sight and go jerk off somewhere else for god sakes watch some asian porn or something
dude i was on urban dictionary when i found "fuck me in the asshole bitches" i went on asianporn.com, got a boner,started jacking off,then i went to my mums room and cummed in her face it felt so amazing.
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