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To prevent coworkers from receiving a cheap incentive (often free donuts) proposed by their employer in exchange for being “accident free” for a prescribed period of time. Such miniscule incentives often inadvertently encourage employees not to report potentially serious injuries and not to visit doctors on the company’s dime, for fear of hostility of coworkers who have by now begun to value such incentives above each other’s well-being.
Guy 1: Ouch, I think I cut my hand. I’m going to have to report it to management.
Guy 2: Oh great, now we’re going to be back to 0 days accident free. Way to fuck up the donuts!
Guy 1: Yeah she slipped and fell. It broke her neck.
Guy 2: So what? We were only 3 days away from free donuts and she fucked it up.
Guy 1: Here come the EMTs with her now.
Guy 2: Way to fuck up the donuts, lady! Thanks a lot!
Guy 1: Dude, you’re bleeding like a stuck pig!
Guy 2: I’ll be fine. Just give me some paper towels and duct tape. Hurry, before a manager sees this and makes me report it. I don’t want to fuck up the donuts.
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A phrase only currently used by two people on planet Earth. It’s a combination of “fuck off, cunt,” “shut the fuck up, cunt,” and “you’re a fuck up, cunt.” It has more meanings and uses, but the true nature of the phrase is only known by the originator.
Place of origin: Florida, USA
Cunt: “Hey I find this offensive.”
Other Cunt: “Fuck up, cunt.”
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is the one friend who fucks up everything your friend group does and ruins the entire Fucking Experience for evryone. They are also the most retarded, autistic peices of shits in the world.These peoples name consist of. Will, Bob, Jeff or Jeffery, Mark, Luke, And Eric. Watch out for these people ladies and gents this people will ruin your life.
Mark shoplifts and you guys get arrested
"Jesus Mark Your The One Man Fuck Up
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1. all that is fucked up in you.
2. what causes your being "fucked up"
3. the state of being fucked up.
4. why your fucked up.
My bad childhood is the root of my fucked-up-ed-ness.
You're the bane of my existence, the cause of my fucked-up-ed-ness!
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When you’re tryna dip outta work to go meet 8 stupid blondes that just wanna ride rails all night til they top off the crew
Yoo bruh, dab me the fuck up. We out!
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