hairy axe gash

another term for the female bits downstairs.

that girls hairy axe gash stinks...

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Gash flow statement

A record of how many women you've been with (gash flow)

Hey Paul, hows it going?

Good man, check my gash flow statement

...goes into more detail...

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muff muff gash

Similar to puff puff pass, only referring to vagina instead of marijuana.

Tom: "Hey Harry, want to hit up Sara's with me later?"
Harry: "What are we going to do?"
Tom: "There will be a ton of single broads there, so I expect a little muff muff gash!"
Harry: "I'm in."

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Gap/Gash Rape

The urge to open up a gash or hole in someone and then sexually penetrate the wound.

Your mum is in for some serious gaprape!

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mid-shaft gash

A small but iritating (and extremely painful) cut halfway along one's penis.

"I can't tonight, love. I've got a mid-shaft gash."

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rotten egg gash

Rotten egg gash is when a girl forgets she has a tampon in there for a few weeks and it starts to real.

Hey, I went down on this chick and she had Rotten egg gash, it smelled Superbad and I caught the string of the tampon in my teeth.

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Chow Mein Gash

A hot chinese girl who you either want to sleep with and or go out with .

i got chow mein gash

this means-i'm going out or sleeping with a hot chinese girl.

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