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cheese glove

When you eat Cheetos or Doritoes and you get that orange powder covering your hands.

The best part of finishing a bag of cheetos, it's sucking off the cheese glove.

by lboogiecheeser April 03, 2015


spaceman gloves

spaceman gloves are condoms

friend 1: asks for condoms

friend 2: here are your spaceman gloves

by huhter November 19, 2021


Rubber Gloves

Basically condoms for your hands

I need to put on some Rubber Gloves so I can do my job dissecting kittens

by W.G. II September 09, 2019


no glove, no love

a) common definition: a what a girl tell a guy when she absolutely wants him to wear a condom during sex

b) my (newer) and improved definition: if you can't buy me a glove-i.e expensive silk gloves, jewellery, expensive house or a car, you get no love- i.e i, as female, won't be your wife/mistress

guy: can you be my wife or mistress or long term fwb, something along those lines, since all my male friends have wives and/or mistresses?

lady: sorry man. no glove, no love, as they say

guy: wtf? i didn't ask if you wanted sex. you didn't answer my question. I though the phrase had only one definition.

lady (laughing at him): yes i did answer your question, no glove, no love actually also has a definition b), i don't care about sex with condoms...I refuse to be your wife/mistress until you buy me gloves

guy: so what's lol the definition b) of no glove, no love?

girl : i won't be your wife/mistress or anything, until you can provide me with expensive silk gloves, expensive jewellery and the like...i want my guy to be financially stable enough for me.

guy: so you're saying ....oh i see

by Sexydimma December 07, 2016


Blue glove

The coating of the blue substance found in a Port-o-Potty on ones penis by letting it dangle in the water.

Jack prolly would have gotten his dick sucked if it wasn't for that blue glove.

by STDfree December 05, 2017


Peanut butter glove

Fisting a human with an upset tummy

I put my fist in him so deep that it came out with a peanut butter glove !!

by Gilburt February 05, 2025


Glove Love

Glove love: when a man Jack's off all over his hand and then Jack's off again.

Greg gave himself some glove love earlier tonight. You gotta do what you gotta do!

by Yesca747 August 07, 2023