Pokemon Go

The best exercise app ever. It gets people off their lazy asses so they can go outside. While the app has its faults, it is a very fun app.

Pokemon Go helped me get some good exercise. I even found an Onix!

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Going Snowden

To escape an area, city, country etc. when you have done something immoral or illegal. Then go into hiding until things cool down and it's safe to return. Doing so may require staying at a random friend's place that no one knows about; and maybe obtaining a new car or identity.

Me: Hey do you mind if I crash at your place tonight?
Friend: Why? You know I'm all the way across town from you.
Me: Someone I know might've seen me with my side bit*h on the way to Red Lobster, I'm going Snowden incase my main bit*h knows too and is out lookin for me. She doesn't know where you live homie so its all good.
Friends: Damn yous a conniving nigg*, you could hide out here for a while fosho. My friend Dayshawn works at a car rental place if you need to switch rides for a min so it's harder for her to find you.

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Going C-

When a girlfriend gets crazy and attacks her boyfriend for no reason.

Did you hear about Mary? She was going C- on her boyfriend.

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Going in Dry

to insert ones extremities into someone elses orifices without the aid of lubricant

Chris leaned over to the misses one night and whispered gentely into her ear..'Brace yourself darling, im going in dry!'

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Go dark

To be outside communication range, especially after hours.

When the response team in Europe go dark, your call will be automatically rerouted to Australasia.

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go to paris

when a guy is fucking from the back 🐶style and a guy getting his 🐓 sucked in the front and they hold hands to make it look like the eiffel tower 🗼

guy one: wanna go to paris with me and *name*?

girl: yea

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Going Swedish

A practice of not wearing socks with shoes. Attributed to Swedish squash players of the 1970's.

My shoes smell so bad since since I started going swedish.

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