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when a guy squatts over his partner's face, allowing his nutsack to rest on his/her eyes, while he/she sucks his dick.
"oh steve, i'm totally gonna give you some european goggles."
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There sunglasses they make you feel like Elton John. Says lil phag
Got a hundred on my own wit my clout goggles bitch I feel like Elton John
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The act of inverted oral sex with a girl where the males' genitals are covering the females eyes.
"Man I was mouth fucking jackie from above last night and I gave her a pair of cuban goggles", said dave.
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The concept of people looking more fuckable when it seems its the end of days
Never thought my neighbor was hot before until she gave me the quarantine eyes across the fence, after a week of lockdown and wondering if I even have a week left to live that ass is looking pretty sweet right now, I must have my fear goggles on.
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Refers to the clouded judgment of a man/woman in a slump, who, in their desire to break the slump, aim for something they're not going to get, when they really should just get themselves a slump buster.
Paul Rudd's character in '40 Year Old Virgin' was wearing slump goggles for most of the movie, especially in regards to his ex-girlfriend.
Joe: I think I really love Jen. Maybe she'll finally take me back.
Bill: Don't waste your time, because you're not going to get any. Take your slump goggles off and get yourself a fattie. It'll be good for you.
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When one consumes so much wine that she/he hooks up with or agrees to a date with someone well below his/her level.
Maureen was disappointed to find out that the man she gave her number to at the lounge wasn't a handsome tycoon but a regular ole Joe. She berated her friends for letting her drink the point of developing wine goggles.
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When a person only likes or becomes interested in something due to the fact that a character is or plays a lesbian/bisexual/gay.
Person #1: Kristen Stewart is so hot
Person #2: Yeah you only think that because she played Joan Jett in The Runaways. Take off the rainbow goggles and she's back to being a blank faced retard.
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