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when a guy squatts over his partner's face, allowing his nutsack to rest on his/her eyes, while he/she sucks his dick.
"oh steve, i'm totally gonna give you some european goggles."
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There sunglasses they make you feel like Elton John. Says lil phag
Got a hundred on my own wit my clout goggles bitch I feel like Elton John
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When one consumes so much wine that she/he hooks up with or agrees to a date with someone well below his/her level.
Maureen was disappointed to find out that the man she gave her number to at the lounge wasn't a handsome tycoon but a regular ole Joe. She berated her friends for letting her drink the point of developing wine goggles.
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The glasses that kinky school teachers, or school girls, wear to protect their eyes from cumshots.
I let one off and she would have whited out if it wasn't for those blast goggles.
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When a person only likes or becomes interested in something due to the fact that a character is or plays a lesbian/bisexual/gay.
Person #1: Kristen Stewart is so hot
Person #2: Yeah you only think that because she played Joan Jett in The Runaways. Take off the rainbow goggles and she's back to being a blank faced retard.
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When you think a woman is a ten but she’s actually a three.
Man I went to this bar in Toronto and the waitresses there were so fucking hot that I felt my Sault Goggles being lifted right off my face.
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When you drive passed a cop and your focus turns from driving to keeping your eye on where the cop is going.
"I get freaked out around cops, man. Everytime I see one when I'm driving I get cop goggles. I almost hit another car this morning because of it."
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