monkey grip

The devouring of fabric unintentally into the vaginal crevass of a female.
See camel toe, or moose knuckle

Jesus, I had to use my truck and a logging chain to get her panties out of that giant monkey grip!

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Gorilla Grip

When you grab your dick so hard that you pop a vein

I had to be hospitalized because I pulled off the gorilla grip

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raw grip

the act of gripping someone by the testicular region with bare hands (skin on skin)

"keep talkin shit and ill come over there and raw grip you"

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Dead Grip

When you put your hand under freezing water untill its goes numb, then turn you hand upside down and jack off,

yo did you dead grip it ?

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Hog grip

A sexual position in which the female is on all fours, the thumb of one hand is lubed and inserted into the rectum. The index and middle fingers of the other hand are used for leverage in the snout of said specimen. Often used in combination with rodeo.

She squealed like a pig as I applied the hog grip.

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Grip a Commish

a healthy handful of commission

yo you just got a huge grip a commish!

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Jersey Grip

-To grip ones Male genitalia with the thumb facing down.

-Upside-down baseball bat grip.

That porn makes me want to jerk it jersey grip.

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