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A male who does not use any type of lubrication when masturbating.
Male: To hell with lube, when you're a Dry Guy like me, you can masturbate anytime, anywhere.
Little known fact, most serial killers are Dry Guys.
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Minimal Possible Investment guy.
An MPI guy is a player who is only interested in stringing you along with the minimal amount of effort required to keep your hopes up in order to stroke his own ego. If you have an MPI guy in your life, it is time to get ruthless and cut him off, because he is stopping you from meeting the world of guys who actually have potential. See that MPI guy for what he is, and kick his ass to the curb so you have more room in your life for something special to come along.
Suzie began to notice that, throughout their relationship, Alex was just another MPI guy because he never shows genuine interest in her, and he only wants sex.
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A person who jokes at another persons expense.
person 1: Look, Bryce is back at school
person 2: Did he get uglier?
person 1: ayee... whatta "sad guy"
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A man who hides behind his son's sketchy businesses dealings while using his status to illegally profit off of shady business deals. May or may not be a form US Vice President.
Please have H hold 10% for the "Big Guy" or The scumbag "Big Guy" is running for president.
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A male from Westmont College whose goals for college include, maintaining an expensive scholarship, looking good, and proving to Westmont girls their manliness through either deep conversation or idiotic behavior (i.e. various screeches, hoots, and general goofyness).
That Westmont guy is so nice, but he sounds like a banshee on crack when he beckons his bretheren.
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(Noun, adjective.), A human male whom treats women as property and status and assumes just because they're kind to them, they're entitled to their bodies and assets. They often times appeal as a kind and compassionate man at the beginning of a relationship, but slowly become more controlling and demeaning towards his partner as the relationship progresses.
" Excuse me? My man, you're being a simp and a Nice Guy, cut the bullshit. "
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A statement expressed in a pissed off tone to a person whose action(s) has caused great anger due to his idiotic attempt at gaining attention
"This fucking guy! Comes to my house and eats all my food, then leaves."
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