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To be intoxicated to a level where all abilities to make rational decisions become impossible.
Matt was so jack-hammered, he did not realize the girl he slept with was 300 pounds.
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1. expensive custom car. (plural or singular)
etymology: (Dirty South hip hop culture) "hammers" refers to Starr Hammer custom hubcaps and "vogues" refers to Vogue Tyre custom rubber tires.
"Welcome to Atlanta, jackin' hammers and vogues,
back to the mackin' and jackin' the clothes, adolescents packin' a fou'." -Ludacris in Welcome to Atlanta
Translation: Welcome to Atlanta, stealing expensive custom cars, showing off your wealth (mackin') and stealing clothes, adolescents have 40-44 caliber pistols.
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redneck/trucker slang for drive like ya stole it!
c'mon man, I gotta date tonight, quit piddlin' around...hammer down!
its 6:55 and the derby starts at 7...hammer down or we'll miss the first heat.
I just shaved and hour off of that 3 hour trip - I had the hammer down.
If yer gonna catch her before she leaves you better put the hammer down.
guy 1 - "kick this mule!"
guy 2 - "simmer man! I got the hammer down! Wer only doin a buck 10 (110mph)"
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A mechanically operated percussive device used to pound an object such as a dildo into your buddies ass.
Hey Alex, to celebrate our new legal union, I bought you and 3 horse power gasoline operated ass hammer with optional scrotum coupling device. Get ready to feel the love!!
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After anal sex, the man pulls out and strikes the female in the forehead with his poopy dick.
After anal sex the man pulls out and strikes the female in the forehead with his poopy dick. This is the Chocolate Hammer
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The act of rubbing tiger balm on your penis prior to having intercourse
She wasn't very tight so i decided to break out Thors hammer
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Preferred nickname of Lebron James, one of the best players in the NBA, coined by the beautiful Michelle Beadle.
The Akron Hammer just put the final nail in the coffin for the Celtics.
For some reason Colin Cowherd won't call the Akron Hammer by his real name and keeps calling him King James. He must be referring to James Worthy I guess.
The Akron Hammer sends it down...WITH AUTHORITY!
We are all witnesses to the Akron Hammer's greatness.
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