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"His happy sacks were slapping her arse good and proper"
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1. A mans favorite sock which he uses for masturbation.During masturbation, the sock catches the ejaculation which prevents a messy episode. Originating from some guy name Happy.
I want to spank my monkey. Have you seen my happy sock?
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Breast in a well-fitting bra. Usually visible in a garment which is neither too tight nor to loose, presenting the breast in a way which is prominent yet not slutty. On the contrary, unhappy boobs will a appear crushed, misshapen, uneven or strangled.
(while shopping)
Girl: Do you like that shirt?
Guy: It's nice. It totally gives you happy boobs.
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A forum moderator that bans people for unfounded reasons.
That mod is ban-happy
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Is when you find that one person that you know that you want to spend the rest of your life. The person that you wanty to go through the ups and downs with. the person you want to grow old with and have children with. And one day hope to marry. Eternal happiness is when you finally found something that will forever make you happy.
Jasmine Mi corazon y Mi todo:)<3 I love you bbe, you are my eternal happiness.<3
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where one person takes a shit on another persons chest in the shape of a smiley face
last night i gave my partner a happy harry
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One of the most awesome movies ever. Adam Sandler stars as Happy Gilmore, a hockey player who lives with his grandma and has a really bad temper. He has to learn to play golf to get his grandmother's house back.
"Wow, you can count."
"And you can count...on me meeting you in the parking lot."
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