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The lingo or language used by most hockey players grade 8-12
“Woah that boyski really went bardownski on the goalie”
“Hey Brady I heard the scouties are checking yeh eh?”
“Why do those retarded hockey speakers act like they’re all that?”
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another name for toilet paper
I just dropped a bomb and were out of hockey tickets........
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An American woman who, having carried a child to term, and that child having eventually played organized hockey, obtains folksy wisdom which she then interpretes as the equivalent of, if not the superior to, a formal education.
The hockey mom is characterized by several distinct markings. First, the hockey mom displays her love for Jesus in a bumper sticker and/or a knitted sweater. Often this display simultaneously rejects other belief systems and life preferences, occassionally damning the 'non-believers' to hell.
Secondly, if the hockey mom has a daughter, that daughter is usually in possession of a promise ring, which inadvertently guarantees the 'turning out' of her daughter in college.
Lastly, the hockey mom is characterized by an intense dislike of the French, especially, and xenophobia, generally, which serves to deflect any criticism on the grounds of hockey's French-Canadian popularity. The hockey mom often does not consider the racist implications of this position having had been exposed to virtually no peoples of color. If pressed, however, the hockey mom will concede that "some of them are alright," especially if "they love Jesus" and don't complain about "stuff" that happened "thousands" of years ago.
1. Sarah Palin is a self-proclaimed hockey mom.
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The ECAC hockey league is no doubt the best damn college hockey league of this fine nation.
Comprised of: RPI, St. Lawrence, Colgate, Harvard, Cornell, Dartmouth, Yale, Princeton, Brown, Union, Quinnipiac, and those cockmasters at Clarkson.
The ECAC Hockey should disown Clarkson cause they suck the cock too much. Clarkson is even worse than those newbie ass monger's at Quinnipiac.
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Sadly its a group of girls who wish they were as badass as ice hockey (or the real hockey, I thought that I should specify to avoid confusion)players so they grab half a stick put on some preppy uniforms and run around in a field chasing butterflys. Then later say that its just as good if not better then hockey (ice). Which well everyone knows is just a joke (hahahalololololhaharofl).
Girl: Dude were you at the field hockey game last night we totally killed our rivals
Guy: No I went to the Hockey game
Girl: Yeah thats what I'm talking about the field hockey game
Guy: No Ice Hockey, the real hockey
Girl: Oh
Guy: Yeah it's so much better the players actually carry real sticks
Girl: but.... well.... umm... i guess your right
Guy: yeah I no I am, hey do you want to go to the dance with me?
Girl: Oh, um I'm a lesbian
Guy: Oh that sucks, but its kinda hot...
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what preppie queers from out east call hockey
Landon Fag: Hey, guys, lets go play ice hockey
Minnesota stud: fag
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A game played where a person allows another to put an object in their anus and move it around as if trying to score a goal with the puck.
"Hey! Lets play anal hockey..I'll be Vancouver."
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