A person or problem getting in your way and preventing you from completing your current task/plan.
"Dude, either pick a racer for MarioKart or go do something else. You're the shit holding the fart in."
A phrase that means calm down and be patient and shut the hell up. Also could mean 'shut the fuck up'
Hold your fuckbucket!!!
When "hold my beer" isn't enough.
Your letting the people around you that your gonna do some Worldstar level shit
Yo phill, hold my AK. I'm gonna shit on the subway.
The act of picking a person up from behind by placing your hand between thei legs and lifting till they squirm free.
Mike had Craig in a johnny wilson hold and there was no escape.
To hold someone’s dick or fuck off
A: You have a really big attitude today
B: Hold my piece asshole
A bear holding a shark is the ultimate weapon of mass destruction
jimmy got a bear holding a shark for christmas and brought it in for show and tell with his school when he got bullied the bear holding a shark viciously mauled the bullies to death
The lady like/classy way of saying "Hold my beer" which is a precursor for a drunk story, video that ends up on Tosh.O, or metaphorically trying to one up something or someone.
USA: We had a crazy election
France: Hold my wine.