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April 24th, Stop with the stupid holidays man
Person 1: Hey it's national no stupid holidays Day
Person 2: Finally!
A Desk Holiday Hangover (DHH) follows a Desk Holiday (DH). After enjoying your sudden desk holiday caused by a non functioning computer or phone, you suddenly find yourself with a backup of desk work that generally requires you to be more busy and stay late in the office that day.
Also see: Desk Holiday
“Sorry babe, I need to cancel our dinner plans tonight, I’m suffering from a Desk Holiday Hangover (DHH)”.
Contrary to popular belief, August Bank Holiday Island was not discovered by the Python expedition, rather it was first sighted on October 8th 1971 by those intrepid explorers Tim Brooke-Taylor, Dr Graeme Garden, and Bill Oddie.
August Bank Holiday Island is situated midway between Easter Island and Christmas Island.
When you feel the need to top up your generous annual leave, and bank holidays with some extreme sick leave.
This is the "Take an Uta holiday"
After her 2 week holiday Susie decided that she was unwell and needed an extra week off, to relax before she took her next holiday in two weeks time. After that holiday or even before she would also Take an Uta holiday.
Days where woman can gain 5 pounds and not worry - at least, for a week.
These days are
Thanksgiving
B-Day
Superbowl (must be watching for this to be acceptable)
Easter Sunday Brunch
Man, what a pig-out yesterday. Thank god it was Woman's 5-Pound Holiday, or I'd be in trouble!
national hit your dad with a bug day
i meant to say mug but that makes it even more dumb
please don't take this seriously
do not hit your dad with a bug
Here's my dumb*** holiday
national hit your dad with a big day
you mean bug?
yes
Non- faith based holiday season parties that are celebrated on the 3rd Friday of December each year between the 15th & 20th.
"National Holiday Party Day" for December 2020 will be mostly viral due to the COVID-19 outbreak respecting social distancing.