Happy Holidays You Bastards

An act of defiance, to not come home for christmas because of ongoing conflict with your family. This conflict can be past or present.

(Incoming call from your brother back home)...Gabe you should really come back home with the family for the holidays this year.

Gabe: Happy Holidays You Bastards!!!!

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National No stupid holidays day

April 24th, Stop with the stupid holidays man

Person 1: Hey it's national no stupid holidays Day
Person 2: Finally!

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Desk Holiday Hangover (DHH)

A Desk Holiday Hangover (DHH) follows a Desk Holiday (DH). After enjoying your sudden desk holiday caused by a non functioning computer or phone, you suddenly find yourself with a backup of desk work that generally requires you to be more busy and stay late in the office that day.

Also see: Desk Holiday

“Sorry babe, I need to cancel our dinner plans tonight, I’m suffering from a Desk Holiday Hangover (DHH)”.

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August Bank Holiday Island

Contrary to popular belief, August Bank Holiday Island was not discovered by the Python expedition, rather it was first sighted on October 8th 1971 by those intrepid explorers Tim Brooke-Taylor, Dr Graeme Garden, and Bill Oddie.

August Bank Holiday Island is situated midway between Easter Island and Christmas Island.

Take an Uta holiday

When you feel the need to top up your generous annual leave, and bank holidays with some extreme sick leave.
This is the "Take an Uta holiday"

After her 2 week holiday Susie decided that she was unwell and needed an extra week off, to relax before she took her next holiday in two weeks time. After that holiday or even before she would also Take an Uta holiday.

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Woman's 5-Pound Holiday

Days where woman can gain 5 pounds and not worry - at least, for a week.

These days are

Thanksgiving
B-Day
Superbowl (must be watching for this to be acceptable)
Easter Sunday Brunch

Man, what a pig-out yesterday. Thank god it was Woman's 5-Pound Holiday, or I'd be in trouble!

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Here's my dumb*** holiday

national hit your dad with a bug day
i meant to say mug but that makes it even more dumb
please don't take this seriously
do not hit your dad with a bug

Here's my dumb*** holiday
national hit your dad with a big day
you mean bug?
yes