My toe hurts betty

What a pigeons call in the UK sounds like if you listen carefully. You can't unhear it afterwards

"did you know that a pigeons call sounds like my toe hurts betty?"

makes my ass hurt

This is an adjectival expression best used to describe people, places, things, moments, and events that are so annoying/stupid/ridiculous/grating that patience diminishes, moods deflate, and the threat of violence increases. Basically, this phrase can be used to describe anything or anyone that grates on your last nerve.

The fact that we are having a departmental meeting to discuss cover sheets and TPS reports really makes my ass hurt.

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Don't move and it won't hurt

a phrase usable in numerous situations. The original usage is if you are pulling someone's hair, but the joke can easily be used in a sexual sitatuation.

{upon grabbing someone's hair}

You: Don't move and it won't hurt!

My heart hurts

When your stinks acting up and shit make you feel a type of way

You really outside right now ?

Her : yea

You: damn you a leg my heart hurts 💔

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hurt ass unit

a unit that is hurt beyond recognition... you can help but have a soft spot for these perpetual broke ass fooos

miles: kenny just ate that raw fish...
john: legit that shit is like 2 weeks old and smells like shit...
miles: HURT ass unit.

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ouch my anus hurts!

The sensation one feels after having been sodomised roughly by a pineapple wielding football team.

I got so drunk last night, I can't remember a thing, but ouch My anus hurts!

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Makes my butt hurt.

Makes my butt hurt is a saying used to describe the feeling one gets when looking at a cut, blood or any gruesome injury.

When he broke his leg, the bone stuck out and blood was everywhere, that "Makes my butt hurt." !!

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