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a phrase usable in numerous situations. The original usage is if you are pulling someone's hair, but the joke can easily be used in a sexual sitatuation.
{upon grabbing someone's hair}
You: Don't move and it won't hurt!
When your stinks acting up and shit make you feel a type of way
You really outside right now ?
Her : yea
You: damn you a leg my heart hurts 💔
a unit that is hurt beyond recognition... you can help but have a soft spot for these perpetual broke ass fooos
miles: kenny just ate that raw fish...
john: legit that shit is like 2 weeks old and smells like shit...
miles: HURT ass unit.
The sensation one feels after having been sodomised roughly by a pineapple wielding football team.
I got so drunk last night, I can't remember a thing, but ouch My anus hurts!
Makes my butt hurt is a saying used to describe the feeling one gets when looking at a cut, blood or any gruesome injury.
When he broke his leg, the bone stuck out and blood was everywhere, that "Makes my butt hurt." !!
Exclamation. It's a retort to someone who is whining about something rather trivial. It is said among dudes to indicate that their compadre is acting like a little girl...
Dude 1: I'm not sure I should ask her out, she might say no...
Dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!
Dude 1: Dude, you stole my beer!
dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!
Dude 1: The Prof. kicked me out of class since I didn't read the assignment.
Dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!
What a redneck would say if the redneck and his friends were out messing around with their shirts off and one of them slaps that redneck real hard on the back this is what that redneck would say
Holy crap dude! "That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!"