i’m a potterhead.

for all the potterheads who want this on a mug.

I really want the i’m a potterhead. mug!

I’m booty

when you’re just vibing/ having a good time.

“hey wyd”

“i’m booty”

“how ya feeling”
“i’m booty rn”

Yeah, and I’m Beyoncé

Calling out someone for saying something untrue or not possible.

“Did I tell you I won an Oscar recently?”
-Yeah, and I’m Beyoncé

I’m not doing this shit

Nigga, fuck that stupid ass urban dictionary challenge fuck is it 2012

Fuck that shit I’m not doing this shit

I’m burger

something Charlie Slimecicle tweeted

“I’m burger”

I’m sick

“i’m sick” refers to being pissed off or annoyed

bro I’m sick I left my keys inside my car and now i’m locked out

I’m cooked

The act of being finished or ruined

“look what my barber did, I’m cooked.”