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idiot's lantern

a television

you sit in all day watching the idiot's lantern. get up, go out, and do something you lazy shit.

by jimmy mc'scrotie badders. April 15, 2010

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Wax Idiotic

A phrase that means talking about things that are boring/mundane/annoying.

"I had to sit there while they waxed idiotic"

"I don't mind talking him... but I feel like I have to wax Idiotic"

by The Spooky Twigg November 3, 2004

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PATRI-IDIOTIC

When a person is a PATRIOT for all the wrong reasons like :Uncle Samael was a Marine so I`ll become a marine;I love killing people so I`ll either become a politician or a policeman because killing for your country is patriotic;I live in a free country and President BUSH reminds me and 260 million other patriots of that fact every day;I want to be a air-born ranger,I wanna live a life of danger,dang Buford thet`s patriotic willing to kill people if they don`t wanna be free,we`ll kill them til` they do!

I will never be PATRI-IDIOTIC,and kill Iraqis because Dub`ya says its the American way,sheesh!

by Addis Ababa November 30, 2003

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Craigslist Idiot

A person who posts ads on Craigslist who have no idea what their items are worth. They start with an absurdly high price hoping that someone as dim witted as they are will pay it. Often uses incorrect grammar and a bevy of misspellings in their ads.

This Craigslist Idiot wants $1000 for a blender. What a moron.

by chemgod November 3, 2010

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ignorant idiot

an utterly foolish or senseless person lacking in knowledge or training.

joey , your such an ignorant idiot.

OR

what an ignorant idiot !

by Ashley Coley October 12, 2007

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Idiot Bell

The act of stealing gym equipment and aggressively refusing and protecting it from others using it whilst looking while you have Down syndrome

William decided he was feeling rude and decided to do an idiot bell

by Golden Nonce April 26, 2023


professional idiot

In contrast to the rank-and-file "useful idiot" (typically a disposable agitator), a "professional idiot" earns a living satisfying regime objectives. Examples include teachers, scientists, economics, and journalists promoting establishment narratives, and shock jocks and controlled-opposition figures pushing fall-back propaganda (loudly-advertised phony deplatforming pogroms may be instituted against these latter figures with declining levels of interest in order to remind you, the rube, that they exist). The professional idiot is intensely adverse to actual productive work, and invariably gravitates to careers in government and its associated parasitic organizations, or to other roles permitting him to talk for a living.

The difference between a professional idiot and a traitor is that the idiot believes in the bullshit he spouts whereas a traitor is consciously aware of the hidden goals of the entity he supports or receives compensation from. That said, the line differentiating professional idiocy from treason is amorphous, and much apparent "idiocy" is simply a cunning ruse on the part of knowing agents of influence, so much so that, for the clearest picture, the prudent observer will invert Hanlon's Razor to read thus: "Never attribute to stupidity that which is adequately explained by malice."

"Paul Krugman is the quintessential professional idiot."

by Bezzle Bedeviled January 12, 2020

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