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Orders

A way to get people to stop thinking for themselves.

Living your life the way you did before the coronavirus is no matter what warnings, orders, or restrictions are given, people still do everything the way they did before, be it holidays like Christmas, or anything else in life. There is nothing normal about what people are told is a new normal, there never was.

by Solid Mantis December 21, 2020


Karen’s coffee order

Columbia coffee half cup
Creamer and sugar
Other half of cappuccino

Half coffee and cappuccino

Karen walks into a coffee shop and demands a regular coffee and asks for the manager when she doesn’t get “Karen’s coffee order

by The Crabb November 23, 2020


Order of the Foil

The Order of the Foil is a community of sea sports enthusiasts at East Coast Park, Singapore.

The coat of arms for the Order was inspired by the Roman eagle or Aquila (in this case a White Bellied Sea Eagle that nearly brained a paddleboarder).

The sea eagle soars above the waves riding on the front wing of a foil etched with the Latin phrase "Amici Ad Omnia", meaning friends ready for any adventure.

The crown represents the headgear to prevent the aforesaid braining by sea eagles, but also an acknowledgement that we are all champions in our own way...

"Absolute genius this Order of the Foil! Love the whole concept, in particular the safety overlay to the design of the coat of arms! I couldn't imagine anything worse than receiving a braining mid session from a sea eagle"

by Quiet Desperation June 8, 2022


Order of the Foil

The Order of the Foil is a community of sea sports enthusiasts at East Coast Park, Singapore.

The coat of arms is inspired by the Roman eagle or Aquila (in this case the white bellied sea eagle that nearly brained a paddleboarder).

The sea eagle soars above the waves riding on the front wing of a foil etched with the Latin phrase "Amici Ad Omnia", meaning friends ready for any adventure.

The crown represents the headgear to prevent the aforesaid braining by sea eagles, but also an acknowledgement that we are all champions in our respective ways...

Absolute genius, this Order of the Foil!

Love the whole concept, in particular the safety overlay to the design.

I couldn't imagine anything worse than receiving a braining mid session by a sea eagle...

by Quiet Desperation June 8, 2022


Mail order husband

A mail ordered to be married from a another country

Mail order Husbands ain't in love with you

by 459395 March 29, 2023


alphajeromebettical order

Alphabetical order whilst recognizing NFL legend, Jerome Bettis - aka "The Bus."

Watching Sunday Night Football....

Hey Kenny, you get those cards sorted?
Hell yeah, boss.
How so?
Whatcha mean?
How'd you order them?
Alphajeromebettical order, your lordship.

by @Bugyack September 26, 2022


pick up order

when you get picked up by the popo.

I got locked because of a pick up order

by the savageee July 6, 2017