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Named after a popular Arby's sandwich, a mx-a-melt is a sex act in which you pee on your partner while giving them a titty twister.
I totally gave the bitch a mix a melt and her titties were swollen and covered in piss. It was ILL!!!
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Everclear, Gatorade, and Redbull. Invented by the great Tucker Max himself, and immortalized in the UT Weekend story. Usually Carried around in a camelbak at a sports event, and used to get extremeley shithoused.
Arik drank Tucker Death Mix last Saturday and woke up in the park covered in puke and dog shit.
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A sound cloud rapper with a lot of clout. Has the power of a mighty milk jug. THE LEGONDARY THOT SLAYER
Person 1: bro did you hear DJ MIXED MILK he is fire.
Person 2: ya
THE WINNING MOVE IN A CAGE FIGHT ITS WHEN THEY ARE IN ONE OF THEIR SWEAT COVERED CRAPPLING MOVES ROLLING AROUND LIKE TWO QUERRS TRYING TO FIND A HOLE TO FUCK AND AT JUST THE RIGHT MOMENT ALMOST NINJA LIKE ONE OF THEM FARTS MAKING THEIR RIVAL PASS OUT DUE TO LACK OF OXYGEN THATS WHAT MIXED MARTIAL FARTS IS A TRUE SPORT FOR THE BRAIN DEAD
MAN DID YOU SEE THAT DOUBLE FIST AND THAT CHOKE THE CHICKEN MOVE HE USED FOLLOWED BY A HOT RECTAL BLAST TO THE FACE NOW THATS TRUE TALENT I LOVE WATCHN MIXED MARTIAL FARTS ITS A GAS
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An old woman whose husband has died, leaving her very lonely, so she and her other widowed friend live together with their 50 cats.
Mrs. Jones and Mrs. Smith were so lonely after their husbands died, so they decided to become meow mix lesbians.
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your underside junk, commonly referred to by old greg as a mangina
occasionally is illuminated
"what about the boat times?"
"those weren't really times that was more of an exposure"
"you saw my downstairs mix-up"
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a mix of snacks that can be bought in $.25 bags in city grocery stores: Usually a combination pork rinds, flammin' hots, hot fries, and/or hot fritos
Cory: Dan, give me some of your ghetto trail mix.
Dan: Aiigght.
Cory: (shocked) You put Oreos in this?!?!? Shoot, you don't even know what ghetto trail mix is.
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