Used by lazy and poor people, a shampoo shower is when you have no soap or body wash, but still need to clean. All you do is use shampoo instead of soap or body wash.
Andrew: Dude, why do you smell like coconuts?
Tom: Sorry, i had to take a shampoo shower this morning
The act of stomping shit down the drain of a shower while showering
Swamp: I did a fat shower stomp in there earlier might not wanna go in there for a while
Roberto: ok
A shower under 10 minutes long. Originated with true pro gamers because they didn't want to waste time showering, they had to get back to their gaming sessions.
Level 1: 6-10 minutes
Level 2: 3-5 minutes
Level 3: 0-2 minutes
Guy 1, "hey, bro, I'm gonna go take a gamer shower. I'm seeing a lady soon."
Guy 2, “Fine, it better be a level 3 though!"
When a guy cums on your face whist in the shower together
"Wendall shower creamed all over me right after I washed my hair."
In combat, being covered in another persons blood. Usually refered to as being covered in the enemies blood.
Defending myself from a mugger I recieved a Bushi Shower when I used his knife against him
The act of defecating while taking a shower. Related to but not to be confused with Cleveland Steamer.
When John realized that he was out of toilet paper, he decided that a Shower Steamer was the answer to his dilemma.
When the Finacial Giant Goldman-Sachs posses away everyone’s retirement and homes .
Dude, I was riding high when I got hit by a “Goldman Shower” and I lost everything, but then , Urine is sterile I guess .