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An exaggerated unit of measurement used online. When someone claims anything is a certain amount of inches online, those are Internet inches. The actual amount of inches in reality is significantly less.
Toph told Misty he had a 10 inch penis in the chat room. Misty knew that was Internet inches. The real size was much smaller.
The Problem Internet is the side of the web content creation landscape that generates click-bait articles discussing the problems of various (read that as "normally topical & highly-relevant") issues going on in the world. The Problem Internet also wants you to know that everything you know is wrong, or in some instances, why what you thought was wrong is actually the problem with Internet culture in 2016.
Me: "The Atlantic has a wonderful write-up on why everything I know about boiling an egg is wrong."
You: "Ugh, the Problem Internet strikes again."
The fundamentalist Atheist that’s always talking about how religion is terrible and God doesn’t exist, .This species of Atheist is different from your regular Atheist whereas your average Atheist is a normal person an internet atheist is a prick about it
Internet Atheist: theists are morons
Regular Atheist: I swear I’m not the same as him
The Internet Gangsta derived from the lowest depths of the world wide web. AOL is believed to be responsible for this, thus they are sometimes referred to as an AOL Gangsta or internet hard ass. They have no clue about what real gang life, struggling, fighting, slangin', or jail is like, outside of their computer monitor. They often have a group of other Internet Gangstas to accompany them on their many trips to the "Internet Slums" where they can let all the others in the chat know of their reputation and ability to do a drive by typing on your e-mail or send you a gangsta virus. They often talk in online ao133t and say things like "dont mess with me", 'my crew will fuck you up", and "i represent crips, southside AOL fo life niggas". All threats made by Internet Gangstas should be chalked up to complete and total bullshit, seeing as the user can't:
A.) Run his mouth in person, and,
B.) Is a mid-upper class whiteboy with something to prove.
Also see: internet tough guy and internet thug.
bloodkilla: yea me n da boys spammed dis email last nite dawg fo real!!11
bloodkilla_nerd_posse: yea dawgz dont fucks wit the aol posse ya digs!?!?@?344
bloodkilla_nerd2: yea represtent yo clik man, westside online slums fo life G!!111
bloodkilla: yea dawg, ne1 say diff no dey git a virus fuckn wit us G11!1
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The crappiest browser on earth. Comes complete with security holes, shitty standards support, and no features. A favorite of ignorant internet users everywhere.
Get Mozilla.
Internet Explorer is a steaming mound of poo.
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Assholes who dont have the courage to step to you in person, but instead they threaten you or talk shit to you online.
That bitch Carrie is such an internet thug, she sent me an email saying she was gone kick my ass but when I see her in person she wouldnt't even look my way!
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To commit a fail of such a gargantuan degree, a scope that can not be defined using human terms. First made popular by such failure from Ocean Marketing, as published by Penny Arcade.
Son Im 38 I wwebsite as on the internet when you were a sperm in your daddys balls and before it was the internet, thanks for the welcome to message wurd up.
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