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waffle iron

The waffle iron, simply put, is taking a dump on a persons chest, picking up a tennis raquet, and smacking the poo from the top with the raquet. Thus, creating a "waffle iron" effect on the feces.

while he was passed out, instead of writing on mike, we decided to give him a waffle iron.

by CFP February 23, 2006

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Iron Brew

Iron Brew (not Bru) is a delicious gourmet coffee roasted in the South. They carry many roasts and flavors though their beans are not blended with anything other than 100% Arabica Beans. This brand is highly recommended. Once you switch over to Iron Brew you'll never go back!

Iron Brew is good enough to drink in the morning, all day, and into the evening. It's delicious!

by Carolin-A May 11, 2009

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buggering iron

a gay mans penis which has been used for the purpose of buggering

jamie was using his buggering iron on alex

by HRH sara July 30, 2005

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The Iron Indian

The Iron Indian: A nickname bestowed upon the greatest man who will ever walk the Earth. He is untouchable in his grace and undefeatable in his element. Anyone who finds himself opposite The Iron Indian in a hostile situation should take out a sharp object and slit his wrists immediately to save himself the embrassment of total decimation.

Daaaayuuuuuuum...that Iron Indian is unstoppable.

by Jonny Tsunami March 11, 2005

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Smash Iron

ie: To lift weights.

DJ: There aint shit goin on, man.

Andy: Whatcha gonna get into?

DJ: Dunno. I may as well go smash iron.

by jagerbombrockstar October 17, 2008

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Iron Dome

The act of cock-blocking as compared to the Israeli defense method. I.e. using anti strike missiles to shoot down enemy fire

I got iron domed in my own domicile just because I only had 20 and the lady of the night wanted 25.... She said no....

"dude... What the fuck, go home your iron doming me"

I got the iron dome

by e-lew February 18, 2013

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Iron finger

When someone jams a finger in a woman's butthole repeatedly as hard and as fast as they can.

Donny gave Patty a iron finger last night.

by Donny884 April 9, 2022

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