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Pizza Children

when you pick up pizza with someone else in the passenger seat so you put the pizza in the back seat, sometimes it gets seat belted.

“let’s get these pizza children home safe

by xokillme June 16, 2024


Cameron's Children

Cameron is very sporty and also he is married to the deputy prinicble of a school, he alway says "i suffed the cold winter melbourne nights" and also "#ALF is life". he is the DILFenator and nobody can be better. he looks like brad pitt and he most likely has dentures.

person 1: omg look at cameron's childrens legs while he kicks that ALF ball
Perosn 2: OMG THEY ARE SO MUSCLY
person 2: yeah but they are the size of my thumb

by jericc is my son September 23, 2022


Pocket children

Pocket children are collections of dust, sand and other odds and ends found in ones pocket. The pocket children are often forgotten or neglected inside ones pocket. When the owner of the pocket empties it out the pocket children are born and are now you responsibility. Take care of your children.

I found some pocket children in my old rain jacket from years ago. Now I have a family...

by Daddi Longlegz September 18, 2019


I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

by Saulman500 March 22, 2024


Children of Heroes

I do not understand how you can possibly be this bored. You copied the literal ad for Ukrainian kids at the top of this page because your life is so meaningless

get a life and go outside

Children of Heroes

by BlitztheFoxi May 22, 2023


Octavia Lenora Spencer is an award-winning actress, producer, and children's author And She Is Beautiful Ass Cthulhu

Octavia Lenora Spencer is an award-winning actress, producer, and children's author And She Is Beautiful Ass Cthulhu

Octavia Lenora Spencer is an award-winning actress, producer, and children's author And She Is Beautiful Ass Cthulhu

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 03, 2025


priority children

When you have multiple children from different partners and favor one or some of the children instead of all. You put one child higher than another.

You never see this baby but you can drop anything for your priority children.

by Nikonym July 02, 2018