Brace-Dis-Order

Brace-Disorder:
The urge to Ejaculate in one's Braces.

Past Tense: Broced.
Present Tense: Bricing.

People of a Disorder name: Brogers

Females: Brogettes

Jimbo the Knowledger ejaculated in Hannah's Braces because he has Brace-Dis-Order.

He Broced on her Braces!—-Brogasm

joe died of ligma

joe died of ligma is a trap

if u ask who is joe then hes gonna say joe mama
if u ask what ligma is then hes gonna say ligma balls

Guy1: it's so sad that Joe died of ligma
Guy2: ...

donaldo dies caniculares

/donaldo•dee-ess•khanee•cue lar es/
noun: informal

1. A period of nationwide political and economic stagnation, lethargy, inactivity, decline, and moral turpitude brought on by inadequate political leadership.

2. A period of rising temperatures and sea levels often referred to by scientists as global warming, but currently denied to exist or blamed by the majority of US Republicans and some Far Right Activists on too many pot smokers in liberal states, or on the excessive use of hair salon blow dryers.

1. Mr Scaramucci may have been disappointed when he realized he couldn't take the heat of a donaldo dies caniculares, but he was utterly stunned to discover the cooling effect it would have beneath his sheets.

2. At first, Jeffe couldn't believe his people could grow this kind of pot in Lapland tundra, and it was all because of donaldo dies caniculares. Now, however, he was in the habit of passing out cigar sized joints with a smile and saying, "Here, Have a Donaldo Diaz!"

DIS (DEAD IN SPACE)

When lingering, boring conversation is met with silence!!!

Dude: So I was trending Brittany Spears...and did you know she...

Group: Rolls eyes and wtf's

Friend: Dude, that was so..DIS (Dead In Space)

Wan Di Eggo

One of three major God's of the religion of Free Aloysius. He is one in three with Chris DiBrino and Mark Chavez. Don Hock is currently the general who is the livingly Wan Di Eggo.

We offer our endless war with the Habbits to you our lord, Wan Di Eggo.

when he died

on a dark and stormy night

guy: when he died
kid: was it my dad
guy: yes
kid: finally

S dis D

This acronym stands for Suck dis Dick

Yo bitch come over here and S dis D