What Does The Fox Say?

A polite way to say, "What the fuck?"

Girlfriend: I forgot my toothbrush, so I used yours.
Boyfriend: What does the fox say?

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doe boy fresh

analogous to symphonic sounds "curt bower"
or in other words sick beats on the snare drum or trapset to be played to the heralders

hey guy, pull out some doe boy fresh on the snare will you?

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hitting it before the hair does

fucking someone before they get pubic hair

he's trying to hit it before the hair does

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Does you in the pants

When something is "spot on" or just how you want it.
When something is just perfect

Ben: How is the pizza?
Bill: It does you in the pants!

Past tense-

Mick: Did you enjoy the gig last night
Dave: Yeah, did me in the pants!

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Milk ... it does a body good!

Milk ... it does a body good! refers to the reason that some guys are cum-guzzlers.

Milk ... it does a body good! -- the reason I like to suck dick and swallow cum-loads!

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Does your phone do this...

A cheap and very dull joke often played out by silly little girls. After a telephone conversation, the female says.. "Does your phone do this..." and then hangs up, leaving the intelligent male baffled as to exactly what is happening as he hangs on, waiting for the stupid female to talk back, but of course she has gone!

Toni: "Hey Geoff, does your phone do this..."
<silence>
Geoff: "What?"
Geoff: "Hello...?"
Geoff: "Helloooo...?"
Geoff: "Bi-atch!!"

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What does that even mean?

A rhetorical question asked to undermine someone's point or argument; a more abrupt version of "that doesn't make sense" or "that's not relevant;" sometimes "I don't understand and it's your fault."

(1)

A: Poor people in rural Indiana are poor because they live in rural Indiana.
B: What does that even mean?

(2)

A: Where have you been for the past few months? I've be calling and writing and haven't heard anything back.
B: I went dark for a while.
A: What does that even mean?

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