awkward shoe

When the "awkward turtle" does not suffice your awkwardly needs, just remove a shoe, and place it in the center of the awkwardness aroma. Thus, relieving all scents of awkwardness.

Someone brought up the topic of marriage, I then proceeded to take off my right shoe, (my awkward shoe) and placed it in the center of the group. It caused the awkwardness to go away. Like magic.

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soap shoes

Shoes with grinding plates on the bottom of them. Used to grind down handrails.

Oh my new soap shoes owned that rail.

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slick shoes

Slick shoes is a Christian punk-rock band that has records out on Tooth and Nail Records and Side One Dummy Records. Their music differs from most punk or punk-rock that one hears in that it is more musically stimulating, ie. having guitar solos and actual leads in songs, as opposed to just chord progressions.

Members:
Ryan Kepke - Vocals
David Stoltenberg - Guitar
Jonah Peterson - Guitar
Kevin Clark - Bass
Joe Nixon - Drums

Latest release: "Far From Nowhere"

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clown shoe

somebody who is a dumb ass, or does stupid things

my girlfriend whilst playing Halo on x box

Me..."quick, get in the jeep thingy and get away, the aliens are trying to mash you."
Her..."what"?
Me..."get in, quick"!
Her.."what? how"?
Me..."forget it, youre dead. Jeez, you're such a fu...ng clown shoe"!

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shoe horn

a handy dandy appliance used for making taking shoes off even easier

"i see your foot is stuck in your shoe, here borrow my shoe horn"

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shoe bee

A shoe bee is one who lives the Philly area, comes to the Jersey Shore, and act like they own the place. Generally are lewd and obnoxious, always leave any place they have been much worse for the wear. Jersey Shore locals generally use the beachs in the fall after those mentioned above have finally submitted to the constant local chant of "shoe bees go home!"


see also "benny"

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Shoes off

This is when someone has passed out at a party, and isn't allowed to be messed with because that’s where they intended to sleep. It was purposeful. If the shoes are still on, they are free game because they passed out.

“Don’t mess with her, she took her shoes off , she’s off limits”

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