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I really weird shit to say🤨 a country isn’t a aesthetic nor a core tf⁉️ Stop fetishizing Japan ew😬
Feteshizer: “my aesthetic is Japanese core”
Me: “ew tf. Feteshizer get out of my vision 🥱”
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A Japanese Lunch Box is the act of inserting a live squid into a woman's vulva, unbeknownst to her mind you, whilst engaged in coitus. After which the male releases ejaculate within the woman, while simultaneously snorting a line of sesame seeds, then taking a shot of sake, THEN slurping the squid/semen mixture out that pussy kid.
Yo, gave that bitch a Japanese Lunchbox. She was none to pleased, to say the least. Then we got slaked.
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Where three Japanese milfs get together and attatch jumper cables to their nipples with the other end attatched to a Toyota 4Runner.
Hey Gina, will you partake in a Japanese titty job with me and La Creesha? We're gunna get our asain nips fried!
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The act of inserting a live fish or many small fish into someones asshole.
Me: Hey Hideki what the fuck are you doing with my goldfish?
Hideki: I'm practicing the ancient art of Japanese Fish ass.
"Hideki san like to practice ancient art of Japanese fish ass"
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n. When a man covers a woman's eyes with his balls while she gives him felatio.
Bitch get in here and I'll give you Japanese Rain Goggles.
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AKA the "Cherry topped sundae", the Japanese flag routine involves a female partner forcing a male partner to lay on his back and jerk off until he cums hard enough to have the resulting ejaculate land on his face, at which point the female proceeds to squat above his head and glop a huge smear of period blood on top, creating, in effect, the appearance of a "cherry topped sundae" or Japanese flag.
This practice was first noted in Japan in the early 2000s, but has become increasingly popular throughout the world with the spread of similar male-oriented practices like the Cleavland Steamer, Donkey Punch, Blumpkin, and Chili Dog. In fact, women world wide seem to have come to the realization that there is an increasingly large need for sexual practices that are specifically degrading and humiliating for men, and that can be laughed about by women everywhere for decades to come.
When Holly had enough of Leroy's constant whining for blumpkins, she waited until her period was flowing at maximum throttle, and proceeded to give him the nastiest Japanese flag routine of his entire life.
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A painful sore rectum induced by too much spicy food
Ooh shit, m' arse is like a japanese war flag after all them chiles!
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